Intelligent Thoughts and Other Insightful Comments

I recently came across a news site that finally wasn't corrupted by the liberal media or the Jews for that matter. Right Wing News must be one of the greatest accomplishments of the modern American democracy a place for the conservatives to explain their eloquent and thoughtful opinions.

My favorite part of the list was the top 20 greatest figures in American history. Rather than list out the members I'll just mention the notables at number 19, Frederick Douglass he was one of two blacks the other being Martin Luther King Jr. at 10. What makes these selections ironic is Henry Ford at number 12 who was a notable car manufacturer and anti-Semitic racist. Rush Limbaugh nearly made the list he was 3 votes short and he hates everyone that I can think of off hand. Guess who tops the?

None other than Satan or Ronald Reagan, the great communicator, or as I like to think of him the greatest B movie actor ever. Its not that I dislike Reagan he was an okay actor and an okay campaigner, but I bet he failed every math course he ever took because his ideas on economics suck. Hell, Richard Nixon did a better job except for the lawbreaking part.

As an uncultured ignorant American, I'm not going to pretend to know anything about soccer or fútbol. The only reason I even bring up the esteemed game now is becausethat'ss all I can watch on ESPN. Now a few of my thoughts on the tournament Team USA sucked even more than I thought they would, which is quite impressive because I thought they were really bad to begin with, and the Swiss are a lot like George Mason Patriots. The Swiss were the underdogs for some of the tournament, but unlike the Patriots when the Swiss finally found an opponent they were favored to beat they promptly collasped.

My more profound thoughts on the game of Soccer are the high scoring shoot-outs were the game is decided 1-0 on 5 total shots on goal by both teams. Maybe they could drop the number of players to 7 and a goalie, so that the scores would go up. At the very least FIFA could let the players settle problems with fist fights like in hockey to make the game worth watching, despite the low scores. I don't dislike soccer I just don't like sitting around listening to the fans in the stadiums makingweirdd sounds, not seeing any fights, or any scoring after 90 plus minutes of none stop "action"

This may not be as interesting as my other posts, but this is my blog's 9 month aniversary, which is a impressive in the fast past world of the internet. Without my loyal fans I'm not sure I would keep writing, but I realised how important my writing must be to some of you. Finally a person I can critique because his ideas are crazy and his grammar is terrible.

Apparently they do as I recently discovered. Normally I would only describe myself as the first, but as of know I might have to consider the latter too. As an A and B student I take pride in my academics, and membership in The National Honor Society (NHS). Unfortunately I probably don't fit their idea as a ideal member anymore. Despite being white, intelligent, thin, middle-class, and a god-fearing individual.

This is because I am also a bad kid because of my recent suspension for fighting. I will say the office administrators were a bit surprised when they pulled up my information on their computer like this was somebody's idea of a sick joke.But then I realised I was doing the world a favor, I was breaking the student barrier. I had done America a great service because I had broken the stereo type that good students and bad kids don't mix. I think of myself like a modern day Jackie Robinson or Martin Luther King Jr. (if King resorted to violence).

I am only sorry for any discomfort I might have caused my fellow members of NHS, but I am a revolutionary and a force for change in American society.