Intelligent Thoughts and Other Insightful Comments

I don't particularly like reality TV, but I can tolerate it. -It's similar to cafeteria food in that respect. Today I discovered what I don't like about reality TV before it was just a feeling, but know I can really put my finger on it, it's the lack of an interesting plot or violent explosions.

I walked into my living room today and found my brother watching Cribs on MTV. Since I didn't having anything better to do, I joined him. On this episode MTV was touring the home of Ashton Kutcher and the home was just plain boring. There was nothing that made the house seem special in fact it left me wondering if I could be on Cribs because my house is better than that.

Other than a lot of Heinken in the refrigerator this house seemed like it could belong to a middle class family of four. Then again maybe this is the way reality TV should be: realitistic.

Basically it's too mind-boggling to comprehend. First thing I should note is that I don't hate conservatives, I might even consider myself one. Small government that keeps a balance budget and leaves most issues to the states is something I live with. Neoconservative are a different animal.

With most issues they tend to take the Star Wars approach, the fight between ultimate good and evil never anything in between. I hate to generalize, but hell they do it to the evil liberals. Why are they considered conservatives, they rack up debt and try and make the choices of their citizens for them? They really shouldn't even be Republicans, they are so different from the other members of their party, just like some liberals, but not all of them are to Democrats. Sorry I know political rants come a dime a dozen especially on the internet. (Which Al Gore didn't invent by the way.)

Here's what really lies beneath Vader's mask or helmet.

Earlier this week I was out jogging when I passed an advertisement drawn with the chalk that stated that free water and lemonade was just ahead. Now you might be wondering why I referred to it as an advertisement instead of say a, public service announcement. This is because this wasn't the whole message the rest read, for 25 cents. Tricky huh? Just when I thought I was going to get free water on a hot day.

This got me thinking of other interesting ads, such as the Aquafina slogan.

"So pure, we promise nothing"

This advertisement leds me to believe that Aquafina's water tastes like nothing. If it tastes like nothing why would I want to buy it? Plus water does taste like how do I know I like the taste of nothing. Nothing could taste disgusting, which I don't like in my bottled water.

Another strange one is a recent TV commercial for diet Mountain Dew. I'm not sure, but somehow diet Mountain Dew has something to do with shark infested waters and the guy who does the narration for Discovery Channel shows. (I think also does the occasional PBS science specials) If have seen it could you please explain it to me. If you haven't seen this wonderful bit of television you can at the following link. The Diet Mountain Dew Commercial

Now comes the part where I involve you the reader. If you can think of any interesting ads please tell me about them in a comment. You just might keep me entertained for a few minutes.

Some people don't always see conflicts where others do. If the United States, Israel, England, France, India, and Pakistan can have nuclear why shouldn't Iran have them too? Hell lets just give them some, right? I was always taught in Kindergarten sharing was good.

On second thought maybe sharing isn't a very good idea, especially the way these guys think.

These days when a person tells their opinion about someone or something, they either love it or hate it. There's no in between, unless your a dazed teenager being questioned by his mother. "Son, how was your day?", "it was okay" he replies.

When someone says they love or hate something, they really don't understand how strong these words are. Saying that you love someone can either make or break a relationship. If your friend buys an ice cream cone, you say you love them. Does this mean you'll take a bullet for him? Your mom makes you do the dishes, so you hate her. Does this mean you'll never talk to her again?- although you will continue to receive your allowance.

These words are similar to the number million or even billion. Do you really understand how much they are. Imagine stacking one million chairs on top of each other, can you imagine how high they would go into the air.

I may be wrong, but I think a person will never no how strong these words are until they fall in love or lose a loved one to a terrorist attack. Until one of these situations happen to you, please instead say I "like" or "dislike" something, it really means more and is more accurate.

Jimmy Johns, is sub shop, with multiply locations around the metro. While Jimmy Johns claims to have great bread, and ingredients. I find the bread to be chewy and at times tough, the choices for in the inside of the sub are lacking at best and what they have really isn't that good either. So why then do they do any business, the answer would be they're incredibly cheap. Which is why I can't tolerate their overall poor quality.

Today my brother and I decided to try their delivery because neither of us wanted to cook or have to leave the house. After figuring out what we wanted he called Jimmy John's and they promptly told us we lived outside their delivery range. This shocked me because according to Google Maps, I live approximately 1.8 miles or 5 minutes away. Jimmy Johns is has the most pathetic and deceptive delivery service I have every come across.

Watch out for these guys they are possibly armed and most definitely dangerous: practically food terrorists.

Editor's Note: Charles is an expert on racial diversity among America's music culture. Although his true expertise and passion would be the interesting world of minorities at Satanic music events.

Recently I attended a heavy-metal concert. The show featured five bands; Thine Eyes Bleed, Children of Bodom, Mastodon, Lamb of God, and Slayer. It lasted from 5:30 pm to 11:00 pm.

Afterwards I had a head ache and a sore neck, not to mention that I also smelled like cigarette smoke and low quality beer. These delightful fragrances lasted three showers worth. This concert has eternally made me white, from now on I'm as white as you can get. Although this concert has established me and my other Caucasian brothers as white, I was surprised by the large number a minorities who were in attendance.

The largest ethnicity after Caucasians was Hispanic. I think our southern friends are maybe just as responsive to metal as the average white male. The third largest ethnicity was African-American. I only saw about five of them. Two were employees at Wilkins Arena, another two looked as if they were from the 80's (long hair, piercing, tattoos), and one looked like a stereotypical black person. The only Asian person I saw was the one I went with.

This concert was truly a racial equality spectacle, white trash freaks, green card loving people, several people who looked like they weren't sure why they were there and one short bowl cut person all head banging to the same satanic noise. I nearly cried.

Editors Note: The previous article and the opinions expressed are not endorsed or necessarily representative of Intelligent-Thoughts. In fact we can neither confirm or deny that we allowed this article to be posted, or that we even know its author. This is due the recently discovered horrors surrounding this delicate subject.

Warning: Satanic music is dangerous, especially when mixed with drug use. It could turn your beautiful little girl into a crazed sullen freak.

As the immigration debate continues in Washington, we here at Intelligent Thoughts have decided to take a closer look at the issue divides are great nation. While plans range from kicking out all the illegal aliens ad building a wall on the border to giving them all the rights we citizens enjoy. A better question is what are immigrants doing for me today?

I was shocked when I researched the topic of immigration apparently very little especially those illegal ones. Just by looking at education over 25% have less than a 9th grade education compared less than 5% for natives. This is even more disturbing when coming across the statistic that only 40% have High School Diplomas. For anyone who has seen The stay-in-school ads on TV can tell you that High School graduates make more than twice none graduates do.

I'm not saying flipping hamburgers can be a satisfying profession, but usually those kind of jobs are saved for teenagers looking for some extra cash. The only immigrants who seem to be doing well in the United States are those Europeans and Asians. Can you believe it European-Americans are doing well the good old USA and who would design the products that make are great nation tick without the Japanese and Koreans.

Of adult immigrants most work low end service jobs and put a strain on the local government because they are more likely need emergency medical care and welfare services. Its not that we don't need people to change are hotel sheets and flip our hamburgers but, the system isn't working right now.

I guess some folks have decided to keep us safe themselves. Maybe President Bush is right, a war on terror doesn't seem to bad anymore. With citizens like these who needs terrorist.

To solve this problem I looked to the Canadians and the French. I hated to do it because they are two satan worshipping godless nations, but they had the genius idea of only allowing people with skills into their nations. Quite a concept I know only people who have the means to support themselves and families could enter, in the USA we just about anybody. This plan works because it lowers the number of poor immigrants and creates a higher demand for those poor paying service jobs so the salaries for those positions go up and everybody is happy.

If only they made me dictator for a week I could fix all these problems. Oh by the way illegal immigrants shouldn't be allowed to stay in the United States because the are illegal and thus should not be here, plus they could be dirty terrorists.

Here is a shot of the dueling at the table...

"What card should I play next?" is what these boys are thinking. Every move is vital to survival!

I found the following email received at Jihad Watch so entertaining it deserved posting on this unbiased and culturally sensitive site too.

"The more you disparage Islam, the longer you will burn in the Hellfire. God willing, you will repent. When the Prophet Jesus returns on his Second Coming, you will see the error of your ways (but you'll probably have already tasted death by then anyway). Peace be with you."

If anything this guy should go into American Politics because he sure knows how to cover all his bases. I'm not sure I make that kind of statement especially, in the course of three short sentences.